Allure Of Orwell

More than half a century later, George Orwell continues to throw inspiration at us. Here is a set of cartoons floating on the net which are aimed at humoring Orwell fans.

Why We All Click A Dick

Woody Allen has once said : The funniest thing I ever did without laughing is sex.

This accepted, sex still is the number one ingredient of a good laugh. And this is all pervasive as can be seen from the photos below.

Laugh Out Romance

In case you didn’t know, LOL is an acronym for Laugh out Loud and this film starring Miley Cyrus, Ashley Greene and Demi Moore is all about the pressures of high school romance, friendship and avoiding ones overbearing parents. This coming-of-age story has laughs aplenty, especially in the relationship between mother (Moore) and daughter (Cyrus).

Lisa Azuelos and Kamir Aainouz’s screenplay, based on a 2008 French film of the same name, is targeted at the Facebook generation.‘LOL’ has its happy endings, it is not a Valentine's day staple romantic comedy – no unrequited love – just a lot of I-phone texts and online chats on Macbooks. The writers have superimposed several elements common in the lives of city-bred teenagers on a rather ordinary teen love story. As a result, the screenplay is such that it has a special appeal for teenagers, especially girls who vie for romance.

Why Paris Hilton Hates Strip Searches

Why Paris Hilton Hates Strip Searches

During an interview with Larry King, Paris Hilton said that being strip-searched in prison was the most humiliating experience of her life; especially because there were no cameras rolling and no paparazzies taking pictures.

But why did Paris go to prison. it seems she had a tiff with a police officer who had asked her to show the papers. The Officer had asked her, "Hello there, maam. Could I see your license please?"
Paris said , "Jesus! I wish you cops would get it together! You just took away my license yesterday, and now you expect me to show it to you? WTF! Not hot!" 

The conversation continued.


Paris: Well, why did you stop me this time?
Officer: I didnt maam, the tree did. Its nice you wanted to take your dog into the park, but usually walking works better for everyone. Have you been drinking?
Paris, Sure lots of times. Havent you?
Officer: Have you been drinking TONIGHT?
Paris: Um, if you arrest me, can I take the fifth?
Officer: So you are using the right to remain silent?
Paris: No, I mean the fifth of vodka there in the back. I was just minding my own business, looking for it, when that stupid tree hit me.
Officer: Can I see your license?
Paris: Not unless you have xray vision, silly!. Its in my purse.
Officer: Can you get it for me please?
Paris: Sure. Can you hold my beer a sec, Sweetie?
Officer: Im afraid Im going to have to take your license.
Paris: Oh thats ok. I had a few extras made just in case. Your cute!
Officer: Can you get out of the car maam?
Paris: I have no idea.
Officer: Can you try please?
Paris: Sure. But Im just gonna sleep for a while first, ‘kay? Are you gonna hand me the vodka or not?
Officer: Please stay in your car maam. Im going to request some back up and a tow.
Paris: Thats so weird. Why the hell do you need another toe?

Paris Hilton lost ten pounds during her time in prison. This was however not for the strip searches. But for all the reading she claimed she did in jail made her stomach upset.

During her time in Jail, Paris Hilton read the bible and said that her favorite part was the "parable of the talents," where Jesus teaches you to exploit your talent wisely. That is why as soon she leaves jail she is going to shoot another porn movie.